Shawn Morrison: Is that the eye I jammed a...

Shawn Morrison:

Is that the eye I jammed a screwdriver into?
Shawn Morrison:

Hmm, interesting slip.
Shawn Morrison:

*You* jammed a screwdriver into?
Me:

No, it's not. It's my right eye.
Me:

It's the eye I poured hot spaghetti sauce into yesterday with a funnel, but I don't think that's related.
Shawn Morrison:

Yeah that's way after.
Shawn Morrison:

But you really need to stop using those funnels.
Me:

Why does everyone keep saying that????
Shawn Morrison:

Well it would be fine...
Shawn Morrison:

Except you keep setting up elaborate hot dishes and pointing the funnel at your eye.
Shawn Morrison:

Which honestly just seems like you're asking for it.
Me:

How do YOU eat dinner, mister smarty pants?
Shawn Morrison:

I point the funnel into my pants.
Shawn Morrison:

Wait, what was the question?
Me:

You wear pants when you eat?
Me:

I don't see the point.
Me:

It's so much easier to clean slop off your bare legs.
Shawn Morrison:

Such a mick thing to say.

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