- Shawn Morrison: Is that the eye I jammed a screwdriver into?
- Shawn Morrison: Hmm, interesting slip.
- Shawn Morrison: *You* jammed a screwdriver into?
- Me: No, it's not. It's my right eye.
- Me: It's the eye I poured hot spaghetti sauce into yesterday with a funnel, but I don't think that's related.
- Shawn Morrison: Yeah that's way after.
- Shawn Morrison: But you really need to stop using those funnels.
- Me: Why does everyone keep saying that????
- Shawn Morrison: Well it would be fine...
- Shawn Morrison: Except you keep setting up elaborate hot dishes and pointing the funnel at your eye.
- Shawn Morrison: Which honestly just seems like you're asking for it.
- Me: How do YOU eat dinner, mister smarty pants?
- Shawn Morrison: I point the funnel into my pants.
- Shawn Morrison: Wait, what was the question?
- Me: You wear pants when you eat?
- Me: I don't see the point.
- Me: It's so much easier to clean slop off your bare legs.
- Shawn Morrison: Such a mick thing to say.