Makes perfect sense.

Today at 2pm is the first Red Sox/Yankees game of the season. I can’t watch it because I live in NY. Which makes perfect sense. I mean, why allow someone like me who shells out hundreds of dollars a year for live streaming MLB content to watch the games in the city I live in?

I mean certainly don’t offer to charge me more to watch these games, even though I’d jump at the chance to give you more money. The bottom line is I don’t deserve to watch these games. I’m too eager a customer, I need to be punished somehow. I mean is my money really any good now that I don’t subscribe to cable? It’s actually not. They started paying me in Canadian nickels the second I cancelled Time Warner.

And no one wants Canadian nickels.