“ Come again? You know I don’t speak Spanish, in English please. Huh? You pooped in the refrigerator? AND you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing. How ‘bout we get you in your PJs and we hit the hay?

— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman (A special birthday edition of Anchorman Quote Thursday!)