• Me:
    Quick, I need suggestions for the name of my new work computer.
  • Matt:
    Starbuck
  • Me:
    Oh that's a good idea...
  • Me:
    She crashes a lot, but she's fast and gets the job done
  • Matt:
    lol
  • Matt:
    literally
  • Matt:
    did i tell you my iPhone is now named Mork?