The qualities I find attractive in women

  • being smart
  • being funny
  • being caring
  • being a cute lesbian
  • being a fictional character in a TV show
  • being married
  • being a stranger walking past me
  • being the singer of the song I’m listening to
  • being Selma Blair or Tina Fey
  • being a good listener

…wait, what trend? I don’t see it.