Friendships

• shawn: what kind of friend are you?
• garrett: i think it's pretty clear i'm a bad one
• shawn: I knew that going in though
• garrett: right. i mean, i was wearing that tee shirt that said it the day we met
• shawn: I really wish I could complain about it but I can't. Also how we met that day I caught you shitting into my pillow case. That was a sign of some sort.
• garrett: you would think so
• shawn: Also that sign you put up on my front lawn that read "ONLY ONE OF US WILL MAKE IT OUT OF THIS FRIENDSHIP ALIVE." That was literally a sign.
• garrett: ahh, memories
• shawn: Yeah, seems like just yesterday.
• garrett: so... are you blogging this or am i?