April 2008
18 posts
“I won’t be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fad...”
– Anchorman, sponsored in part by Anchorman Quote Thursdays.
“We can build sex robots and send a man to the moon yet I still only get 50k/s...”
– Me
Shawn: 800+400
Shawn: ha ha ha
Shawn: I meant to enter that in a calculator
Garrett: nice
Garrett: i like how you're using a calculator for awesomely simple math, too
Shawn: haha
Shawn: I'm a moron
Garrett: i do it frequently out of habit as well
Shawn: but seriously what's the answer?
Garrett: 15000
Shawn: sweet!
“I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can...”
– Anchorman, Part of the new Anchorman Thursday!
Regarding Bill Buckner
Can we put the Buckner story to bed now?
The idea that the typical Red Sox fan has been festering with resentment towards Buckner for the past 22 years is a media myth, and it has been, in my perception, fostered more by the national media than the Boston media.
This sounds about right. Sox fans were bitter about the moment not so much the man. Though Buckner’s reception at the home...
“I HATE GoDaddy.”
– fling Amen! Is there anything more insulting than having to look at Danica Patrick unzipping her jump suit while you create a MySQL database?
Shawn: So the vomit's all cleaned up (I saved it in a baggie and put it under the sink like you asked). but there's still a solid amount of blood on the couch and I don't think it's coming out, should I just burn it?
Matt: ... ?
Shawn: Sorry, wrong window.
The problem with calling the Arizona Diamondbacks “D-backs” is that it sounds an awful lot like “D-bags.” In fact, it sounds so similar that that’s all I can hear the announcers saying as I watch the D-bags take on the Dodgers. Why not just call them Snakes or Diamo-B’s? Or Diamond-BKs? Or just go for it and call them the The Douches?
But seriously...
Maniacal Rage Podcast, Episode 30
At long last Episode 30 of the Maniacal Rage podcast is foisted upon the unsuspecting world.
The podcast officially becomes a thirty-something. Nothing better for a 30th birthday gift than neurosis, sickness, noise and cougars. NOTHING BETTER.
True, the podcast is not 30 years old but we’re acting as if it were. As always, subscribing is your best bet so our voices are...
The final season of Battlestar begins tonight and I find myself, unsurprisingly, with a mix of delight and sadness. It’s very difficult knowing that there are only 20 more episodes and I feel compelled to savor them like the remaining portion of an exquisitely prepared gourmet meal. There is part of me that never wants to watch it, just as John Irving is saving Dickens’ Our Mutual Friend for...
No sense of humor at all
Shawn: Our office pulled an April fool's prank on the office across the hall
Shawn: we burned down their office
Garrett: NICE
Garrett: casualties?
Shawn: all but one guy
Shawn: and he didn't get it
Shawn: what a prude!!
Garrett: APRIL FUCKING FOOLS!