November 2007
8 posts
If MC Hammer Was a Scientist... →
Graphing rap songs.
Matt: still catching up on MRPC
Matt: [regarding drying only] i bet both you and garrett drop off laundry
Matt: i've been fucked over by people drying only
Matt: cause you do the wash ... and then you have to sit around waiting for a dryer ... which is often mathematically impossible unless people are just drying
Shawn: ohhhhhh
Shawn: that makes sense
Shawn: but still, why do people have all these wet clothes?
Shawn: or is there a general dryer shortage in brooklyn, so people will go to a different laundromat to dry?
Matt: heh, that's a good question.
Shawn: I prefer to believe people climb in them for cheap thrills
Matt: or put cats in them
Shawn: How else are you supposed to dry cats?
Matt: especially in the winter
Shawn: Right, the clothesline seems more cruel in some ways...
Matt: especially when you're trying to get the dust off and you slap them with the carpet beater
Shawn: exactly. Well, I guess it's the dishwasher from now on.
Matt: just be sure to put them on the top rack
Shawn: If you give them a little brandy they chill right out
Baseball Pitches Illustrated →
NPR: Live Concerts from All Songs Considered →
Fucking. Awesome.
Human Tetris - Yahoo! Video →
NOT CLEAR! (via Evan)
How To Keep Food Fresh for Longer →
Last Smoke
My iPhone just buzzed, alerting me to the fact that tonight is exactly 3 years since I smoked my last cigarette. I remember it. I was sitting on my living room couch, alone. It was 11 at night. I specifically left my room to smoke it. The TV wasn’t on, the apartment was silent. Just me and the cigarette. I hadn’t fully formed the thought of quitting yet, but was very aware of this...
First Orgy After Brian's Death Very Solemn →
Hodge’s passing reportedly had a severe effect on all of the swingers and fetishists, many of whom admitted to simply going through the motions of straddling their partners and pumping their fists into each other’s anuses.